Roadkill Cafe Service List

Main Menu

• Entrees

  • Center Line Bovine

    $4.95

  • The Chicken

    $3.95

  • Flat Cat

    $2.95

  • Thumper-on-the-Bumper

    $3.95

• Taste of the Wild Side Still in the Hide​

  • Chunk of Skunk

    $1.95

  • Smidgen Pigeon

    $1.95

  • Road Toad

    $1.65

  • Snake 'N' Bake Snake

    $2.25

  • Swirl Squirrel

    $1.55

  • Rigor Mortis Tortoise

    $6.75

• You'll Eat Like a Hog When You Taste Our Dog​

  • Slab of Lab

    $2.95

  • Pit Bull Pot Pie

    $1.95

  • Cocker Cutlets

    $3.95

  • Shar-Pei Fillet

    $5.95

  • Snippet of Whippet

    $4.50

  • Collie Hit by a Trolley

    $3.95

  • German Shepherd Pie

    $3.95

  • Round of Hound

    $4.25

• Late Night Delight​

  Served fresh each night after dark

  • Rack of Raccoon

    $3.95

  • Smear of Deer

    $4.95

  • Awesome Possum

    $1.95

  • Cheap Sheep

• Side Orders​

  • Bowl of Mole

  • Splat of Cat

  • Square of Hare

  • Link of Mink

    $1.07

  • Spoon of Coon

  • Gizzard of Lizard

  • Platter of Bladder

  • Squish of Fish

  • Pinch of Finch

    $1.37

  • Broth of Moth

  • Fork of Stork

  • Hurled of Squirrel

  • Chin of Hen

• Some State Menu Items​

  • Illinois - Pavement Possum

    Served on a bun, this beast is awesome

    $9.95

  • Missouri - Show Me" Shitzu

    A hairy little treat w/ fuzzy little feet

    $7.75

  • Kansas - Curbside Kitty

    A little bitty, bite size kitty

    $10.50

  • Oklahoma - Airbrake Owl

    $7.75

  • Texas - 2 - Step Terrier

    Step 1, we hit, step 2, you eat it

    $8.50

  • New Mexico - Chihuahua Chili

    A southwest delight that shivers when it bites

    $7.95

  • Arizona - Grand Canyon" Cougar

    A big mountain cat, that you'll eat till you're fat

    $10.50

  • California - Cream - O - Kitty

    $9.95

• From the Bar, Your Drink Is Our Delight​

  All ingredients are sucked right up from your favorite highway to you

  • Crank Case Slip

    Blended w/ road oil & squirrel, poured over ice or straight up

    $1.59

  • Radiator Green

    A blend of prestone & zerex w/ a dash of scorpion venom over crushed ice

    $1.69

  • Transmission Grind

    The finest ground fan belt rubber, a dash of squished turtle juice, blended w/ the finniest blended w/ the finniest straight up

    $1.79

  • The Bucket Delight

    We prairie everything that is left over from the night before, w/ just a touch of gravel mixed in! Poured over a 1 gallon bucket of ice. You finish this & it is on the house

    $3.95

  • Green Spin for the Kids

    Only the best fogs in the blender will do here! Mixed w/ a few road toads to give it that great taste! Served over ice, 18oz. Class

• Deerly Departed​

  • No-Luck Buck

    Just can't duck a truck

    $4.95

  • Big Bagged Stag

    Don't gag on your stag

    $5.95

  • Too-Slow Doe

    Had one lane to go

    $4.95

  • Long Gone Fawn

    Found dead on your lawn

    $3.50

  • No Fear Deer

    Just had a bad year

    $6.75

  • Roadside Remnants

    Deathers & leathers stand back in hot weather

• Rodeo Rejects​

  • Buckaroo Quarter Horse

    With fried onions, of course

    $3.55

  • 7 - Course Swayback Horse

    1 big steamin' plate w/ a 6 pack

    $6.95

  • Beer Basted Steer

    Hit from the rear

    $3.60

  • Horse Hocks

    The other red meat

    $4.95

• Weakly Special​

  • Mangled Mule Cruel

    You'll drool like a fool

    $2.80

• Off - Road Delights​

  • High Speed Special

    What's that, a cat

    $2.95

  • Bad-Brake Steaks

    Some​ possum, some snakes

    $1.95

  • One-Eyed Dog

    Hit in the fog - found on a log

    $3.25

  • Off the Roof Hoof

    Tried jumping but goofed

    $1.85

  • Gunk of Skunk

    Sun-ripened​ & shrunk

    $4.25

  • Varmint Vittles

    Guts galore, you'll want more

    $1.95

  • It's a Kitty

    What a pity - looks real bad & kind a sh..er, um. flat

    $2.70

  • Highway Hash

    Starts w/ a crash

    $1.25

  • Caddie "Grilled" Patty

    Some poor little critter just went kersplatty

    $1.50

• Summer Time Treats It's Some Kinda Meat​

  Meal - in - a - bag don't gag on yer nag our cookin's so good, we just had to bag $2.75

  • Sidewinder Stew

    Bronco buster then dusted w/ musted

    $4.55

  • Last - Year's Steer

    It tastes a mite queer, dried in the hide, not boiled or fried

    $3.80